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This is what happens when you try to tell Beebo Wallace that he is not a cunt
The man looked genuinely upset, I'd just try to pay him a compliment and say thanks for being such a lubbily-huggle-bunny during our time together and suddenly he gets all aggravated and in my face.
"That thread is the only reason I have friends on Flickr," he said "without that, I would be NOTHING." Then he got to his knees...
"Please don't tell anyone about this on Flickr, I have a rep to protect."
Of course, I would never tell!
Remember, kids, beebo wallace is a cunt
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Beebo took me to the State Fair
What better way to draw a close to our time together than a trip to the North Carolina State County Fair? The perfect venue for a wholesome girl who loves cheap thrills, good cookin' and the best bestial pleasures the South has to offer.
My furrowing practice stood me in good stead, i won the Tractor Pull hands down, beating off stiff opposition from the other finallist, Cletus from Chocowinity.
beebo bought me this little critter to celebrate my win, I'm still not entirely sure what to do with him yet, so I've brought him to Key West, I'm going to teach him to surf.
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One for beebo...
When I'm not around, this is the best that beebo can get... That's the price you pay for living in the middle of nowhere, I suppose. Though I'm sure some would describe it as a "feature"...
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Social Stream Screenshot
I'm breaking the Zooomr Terms of Service here, but it's WORTH IT!
YAY!
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Beebo didn't tell me he was coming to Brighton
This weekend was Brighton Pride - the very bestest weekend of the year. Full of love and happiness, aided by a copious intake of booze, drugs and semen...
Unless, that is, the whole bloody thing is kicked off with a HORRID, HEARTLESS BETRAYAL by one of your dearest friends.
I was waiting for the parade to come past, when who should walk by, but beebo wallace, dressed up to the nines and strutting like a rooster with a poker up his jacksy. Not only had he failed to mention to me that he would be in town, but he completely ignored me when I called his name! No matter how hard I tried, he would not come.
It's true what they say, you know, he really is a cunt.
Never trust a Yank with a smooth tongue and a winning smile.
:'(
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