You are going to get severely head-butted. Why the fuck can't the guy upstairs learn this simple lesson? Every night this week he's come-a-knocking, naked as the day he was born. The first time it happened, he caught me in the middle of my tai-chi routine, so I was wired to fuck and misunderstood when he asked for a teabag. I nutted him one and told him if he wanted more of that, he knew where to get it. Turns out the little cunt loves it, but it's letting me practice some of my best kungfu moves on a pliant body, so I can live with it for now. He's quite cute really, I think he's growing on me...