I was out in the Ashdown Forest today, for a spot of dogging and to catch some critters for dinner. I'm a woman, I can multi-task like that. Silly me though, I'd caught myself a delicious plump rabbit, but got distracted by a couple I'd spotted rutting up a tree. They were such a shhexy sight, I couldn't take my eyes off them. Anyway, the people I'd been sharing bodily fluids with but half an hour ago were loitering around. I thought they were hoping my hunting would get my horn going again or something, but I was very wrong. This fucking crack whore ran up to me, pinched the bunny from my bag and bit its head right off! I couldn't do a thing about it, both my hands were busy - one was holding the camera to get some photos of the titillating tree action and the other was busy, well, I'm sure you can guess. She proceeded to eat the thing in its entirety, I really wouldn't have minded but there are many better ways to serve a rabbit, that bitch realy offended my culinary sensibilities! I learnt an important lesson today, if you go dogging, make sure your valuables are safely stored away. Not everyone is a trustworthy as the likes of you and I. :( Blog update: A couple for you today, shocking revelations about the people who visit my website and another EXCLUSIVE glimpse into PPWP's annals.