If you've got a spare couple of grand and a raging horn, I can recommend nothing better that a night with Brighton's most infamous whore, Skanky Ethel.She doesn't come cheap, but she's worth every penny. Her pelvic floor muscles are the strongest in the world - if you look at the Guiness Book of Records, you'll see photos of the time she pulled a juggernaut out of a ditch with her fanny. Imagine what a cunt like that could do for a man. She has a "no orifice too small" policy and will let you fuck her in the ears, for the right price. You might be wondering "how?" and "why?." Trust me, if you saw the smile on the faces of those who have been there, you'd have your cock out, covered in baby oil and be ready to rock in seconds. Best of all with Ethel, she's not a clock-watcher. She'll go like the clappers and won't stop until you're done.Of course, some might say that I'm only promoting Ethel because she's on my books and I want my 90%. Bollocks, I say, every man should have go on Ethel, she's a must-do-before-you-die-experience!More heart-warming whores here!