That security guy sounds like a right numb nut, dib dob, numpty, half whit, dimwit, nitwit, thicko, jack ass, nob, idiot, jobsworth, little hitler, looser, moron, cretin, dunce, jerk, kook, ninny, pointy head, tomfool, twit, gaytard, ass, nincompoop, bird brained, yo-yo, woolly minded, mincer, cocoa shunter, meathead, simpleton, imbecile, zealot, absent minded gimp, donkey, pig headed, duffer, goofer, feather brained, numb skull, incompetent, kill joy, blunder headed, ignoramus, dullard of a dolt who would probably be able to get lost in maze with one corridor or have severe problems constructing a jig saw which only has one piece.

LOL what a brilliant stream of insults! I want to memorize that for just such occasions!
The guy was just doing his job. They don't get paid to think. It was kind of funny to watch him scurry back inside to tell his stuporvisor when I refused to stop taking photos.

I could have gone on but thought nearly 50 names for a goon faced pratt was quite enough :-)

LOL why can't you take pictures from a side walk, I keep laughing at the thought. What law are you breaking? LOL