croatoa's Photos

Johnny thought it would be romantic when he sent Suzie to the top and shouted to her to let down her hair. Suzie thought he was just being stupid and later slept with a random stranger.

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At first they thought it be funny if fat people dress in even fatter suits and wrestle. But it's quite sad, really.

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It longed for the day, instead of just loitering about the entrance, to eat vegetetation, to mate and maybe gore a few tourists.

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This would have been an idyllic moment... if the pastor had remembered humans do not have gills.

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Things I find disconcerting: child-sized coffins, a midget smoking, a baby booty in a parking lot.

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Like Elvis, Andre the Giant is not six-feet-under, he has been spotted everywhere. But unlike Elvis, Andre the Giant has been busy gathering a posse. There's nothing worse than receving a pile-driver and later hang from a noose.

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Here is the car of Bonnie and Clyde. /It's where they made out, it's where they died.

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For the brief moment, you're caught up in the splendor of New York at dusk. Then the sound of a panhandler urinating against the sidewalks snaps you back to reality.

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Vegas Vic stands tall, across of Vegas Vicki. He exudes a cowboy confidence that scream, "howdy partner. You're welcome to traipse through this neon hell."

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You came to feel love but why do you look like you feel alone?

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